Build your unique SaaS in 10 days
Cat fashion stores. Ex-tracking CRMs. Plant care apps. Pick your own unique idea, and we'll teach you the enterprise architecture to make it real. We handle the backend โ you focus on the frontend.
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โ ๏ธ 2 criticalFridge Forensics
FOOD CRIME INVESTIGATION UNIT"Companionship, simplified"
Gerald (Granite)
Stoic, dependable, great listener
Someone microwaved fish in the office kitchen AGAIN. The same person. Third time this week. I am going to lose it.
2,847 jokes to make your kids groan
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything! ๐ฅ
"You showed up. That's 90% of the battle. The other 10% is not crying."
Cursed Objects Emporium
"All sales final. We warned you."
The Whispering Mirror
Victorian-era vanity mirror. Previous owner reported "constructive criticism" at 3am.
Babushka's Nesting Dolls
Set of 7. The innermost one has never been opened. Do not open the innermost one.
Tasks cannot be deleted. Only completed.
Finally organize that closet you've been avoiding
Grandma has been waiting for 3 weeks
12 tasks remaining โข No take-backs
"The task you avoid today becomes the anxiety that keeps you up tonight."
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"They pivoted to heaven"
Half-orc tavern owner with a heart of gold and info on the thieves guild.
๐ฃ๏ธ Voice: Deep, slow, surprisingly eloquent
Hooded figure who always knows more than they should.
๐ฃ๏ธ Voice: Raspy whisper, dramatic pauses
If you're waiting for the waiter, aren't you the waiter?
Clapping is just hitting yourself because you like something.
"I was late for a test I didn't study for, but the classroom was my childhood home, and my teeth kept falling out..."
Meeting notes from Tuesday: Boss said "we need to talk" โ does she know about XXXXXX? Karen looked at me weird. Three times. Coincidence?
Vinyl Vault
234 records โข Est. 2018
Diagnosis: Severe dehydration. Prognosis: 48hrs to intervene.
Diagnosis: Minor sunburn. Treatment: Relocated to shade.
"It's fine. Everything's fine."
Went twice. In January. It's October.
Still can't order coffee in Spanish.
"Guitar is still in closet. Unopened."
"Chapter 1 is really good though."
"You never know what you'll get"
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Curated chaos from someone's actual drawer.
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Sir Loafs-a-Lot
Operation: Birthday Surprise
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New Collection: Summer Whiskers
Lightweight looks for the hottest days
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Needs Attention
โ ๏ธ 2 criticalFridge Forensics
FOOD CRIME INVESTIGATION UNIT"Companionship, simplified"
Gerald (Granite)
Stoic, dependable, great listener
Someone microwaved fish in the office kitchen AGAIN. The same person. Third time this week. I am going to lose it.
2,847 jokes to make your kids groan
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything! ๐ฅ
"You showed up. That's 90% of the battle. The other 10% is not crying."
Cursed Objects Emporium
"All sales final. We warned you."
The Whispering Mirror
Victorian-era vanity mirror. Previous owner reported "constructive criticism" at 3am.
Babushka's Nesting Dolls
Set of 7. The innermost one has never been opened. Do not open the innermost one.
Tasks cannot be deleted. Only completed.
Finally organize that closet you've been avoiding
Grandma has been waiting for 3 weeks
12 tasks remaining โข No take-backs
"The task you avoid today becomes the anxiety that keeps you up tonight."
โ Productivity Sensei
"They pivoted to heaven"
Half-orc tavern owner with a heart of gold and info on the thieves guild.
๐ฃ๏ธ Voice: Deep, slow, surprisingly eloquent
Hooded figure who always knows more than they should.
๐ฃ๏ธ Voice: Raspy whisper, dramatic pauses
If you're waiting for the waiter, aren't you the waiter?
Clapping is just hitting yourself because you like something.
"I was late for a test I didn't study for, but the classroom was my childhood home, and my teeth kept falling out..."
Meeting notes from Tuesday: Boss said "we need to talk" โ does she know about XXXXXX? Karen looked at me weird. Three times. Coincidence?
Vinyl Vault
234 records โข Est. 2018
Diagnosis: Severe dehydration. Prognosis: 48hrs to intervene.
Diagnosis: Minor sunburn. Treatment: Relocated to shade.
"It's fine. Everything's fine."
Went twice. In January. It's October.
Still can't order coffee in Spanish.
"Guitar is still in closet. Unopened."
"Chapter 1 is really good though."
"You never know what you'll get"
Could be anything. Literally anything. No refunds.
Curated chaos from someone's actual drawer.
Your Starter
Sir Loafs-a-Lot
Operation: Birthday Surprise
๐ค The Procrastinators
New Collection: Summer Whiskers
Lightweight looks for the hottest days
Bestsellers
View All โ


Needs Attention
โ ๏ธ 2 criticalFridge Forensics
FOOD CRIME INVESTIGATION UNIT"Companionship, simplified"
Gerald (Granite)
Stoic, dependable, great listener
Someone microwaved fish in the office kitchen AGAIN. The same person. Third time this week. I am going to lose it.
2,847 jokes to make your kids groan
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything! ๐ฅ
"You showed up. That's 90% of the battle. The other 10% is not crying."
Cursed Objects Emporium
"All sales final. We warned you."
The Whispering Mirror
Victorian-era vanity mirror. Previous owner reported "constructive criticism" at 3am.
Babushka's Nesting Dolls
Set of 7. The innermost one has never been opened. Do not open the innermost one.
Tasks cannot be deleted. Only completed.
Finally organize that closet you've been avoiding
Grandma has been waiting for 3 weeks
12 tasks remaining โข No take-backs
"The task you avoid today becomes the anxiety that keeps you up tonight."
โ Productivity Sensei
"They pivoted to heaven"
Half-orc tavern owner with a heart of gold and info on the thieves guild.
๐ฃ๏ธ Voice: Deep, slow, surprisingly eloquent
Hooded figure who always knows more than they should.
๐ฃ๏ธ Voice: Raspy whisper, dramatic pauses
If you're waiting for the waiter, aren't you the waiter?
Clapping is just hitting yourself because you like something.
"I was late for a test I didn't study for, but the classroom was my childhood home, and my teeth kept falling out..."
Meeting notes from Tuesday: Boss said "we need to talk" โ does she know about XXXXXX? Karen looked at me weird. Three times. Coincidence?
Vinyl Vault
234 records โข Est. 2018
Diagnosis: Severe dehydration. Prognosis: 48hrs to intervene.
Diagnosis: Minor sunburn. Treatment: Relocated to shade.
"It's fine. Everything's fine."
Went twice. In January. It's October.
Still can't order coffee in Spanish.
"Guitar is still in closet. Unopened."
"Chapter 1 is really good though."
"You never know what you'll get"
Could be anything. Literally anything. No refunds.
Curated chaos from someone's actual drawer.
Your Starter
Sir Loafs-a-Lot
Operation: Birthday Surprise
๐ค The Procrastinators
You've built 32 todo apps. Your portfolio looks like everyone else's. It's time to build something actually interesting โ with the same architecture that powers production apps you use every day.
How it works
From unique idea to deployed SaaS in 10 days.
Here's the journey.
We simulate the backend for you
Learning complex frontend patterns is hard without a real API. Each challenge comes with a fully simulated backend โ you focus 100% on the frontend.
Select challenge
Browse our curated collection of challenges, each designed to teach different architectural patterns. From multi-tenancy and permissions to real-time collaboration and e-commerce scale.
Pick your domain
Building an inventory system? A CRM? A notes app? Pick your domain and the challenge adapts โ same architecture patterns, but all the terminology, examples, and API data match YOUR app idea.
Name it something unique
ChoreQuest. Meowdrobe. Fridge Forensics. Your domain + your name = a portfolio piece that's actually yours, not another generic tutorial clone.
Navigate the chaos
Stakeholder emails drop daily with real pivots. "We need multi-tenancy." "Permissions changed." Just like work.
Build real architecture
Multi-tenancy. Role-based permissions. Dynamic theming. i18n. The patterns that power real SaaS.
Deploy it
Day 10: your unique app is live. Add a real database when you're ready to launch for real.
5 architecture
challenges
Each challenge teaches a different enterprise pattern. Build something unique with each one.
The SaaS Pivot Challenge
Build a multi-tenant SaaS from scratch. Learn the architecture patterns that power Notion, Linear, and every serious SaaS product.
The E-commerce Scale Challenge
Build a store that handles carts, inventory race conditions, complex pricing, and checkout flows that don't break under load.
The Real-time Collaboration Challenge
Build multiplayer features with WebSockets, presence indicators, conflict resolution, and offline-first architecture.
Simple pricing.
No subscriptions.
Start with the free challenge. Buy more when you're ready. Each challenge is yours forever.
Build something unique.
Learn something real.
Same enterprise patterns as production apps you use every day. Your unique, hilarious app.